HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Those shirts are AWESOME and they speak the truth! I was a waiter for over 4 years and that’s EXACTLY what it is like. For those of you out there that seem to get bad service everywhere you go, it is because you leave a bad tip! And YES we remember you! When a notoriously bad tipper walks in the door all the servers, say “Not me, not me, PLEASE NOT ME!” Then after they are stuck with you, they don’t bother to give you service because you don’t bother to tip us! Makes sense right? Who wants to work for nothing? You know that you don’t. The average server’s hourly pay nationwide is about $3.00 an hour and they rely on YOUR TIPS to pay their bills. How would you like it if you went into work one day and you didn’t get paid because your boss didn’t feel like it, or you made one little typo on a report, or your boss “forget” to bring extra cash. You would be angry wouldn’t you? So restaurant goers, if you want to go out and eat and you are on a limited budget, be sure to INCLUDE THE TIP into your budget. If you can’t afford the tip, then you can’t afford the meal out. Your server is on a tight budget as well and it is a waste of their time, if you don’t tip them. Also, show a little kindness. Don’t talk on the phone while your ordering, look them in the eye and say “please” and “thank you” then tip your server accordingly. If you do these small things, you will see your service improve dramatically! Tip Guideline: Average Service- 15% Good Service- 20% Excellent Service- 25% or more! Tip one of these percentages of the entire check (yes that includes taxes, alcohol and free meals).