Ok guys, I want to help you out a little bit, that is if you will listen. I want to talk to about why you should never date the hostess. Oh, I know, she is cute, she is sweet and she is young. Just your type! If I have seen it once I have seen this a million times. You are at a party and you spot her sipping on her Strawberry wine cooler from across the smoky crowded room. You make eye contact and head in her direction. I would like to give you a little friendly advice, never date the hostess. I know you probably won’t listen to me and have to learn it the hard way. Oh sure, for awhile you will be the man at work. Top dog! She will tell all her little hostess friends how great you are. She will tell them that you open her door and she can see herself marrying a man like you. Again I warn you, never date the hostess. You will be getting the favor from all the hostesses and they will giggle when you walk by. They will be sitting you with all the choice, business men tables, that is for the time being. They will help you prebus when it’s slow. They will smile when you walk by. You will hang out at the host stand and they will laugh at your corny jokes. As you walk away they will all miss you. I’m going to tell you again never date the hostess. It will backfire on you every time. It is inevitable, you will one day break up, and when you do, you will not be Mr. King Joke teller of the host stand any longer. If you would have taken my advice, never date the hostess, you would have saved yourself from what’s to come next. Remember how great it was? Now reverse that and multiply it. Now she will tell them how terrible you were. She will tell them all of your appalling habits. Don’t worry; she will exaggerate them to the extreme. She will advise them how rude and inconsiderate you are. By this time you will wish you took my counsel, never date the hostess. Oh yeah, all her hostess allies will growl at you every time you get within 20 feet of them. Not only this, but they will spread the vicious lies restaurant wide. Get the picture now? Never date the hostess. Want to make money in this town any time soon? Forget about it. They will give you every bad table they can come across, and enjoy every minute of it. By this point you will be wishing you took my advice. Never date the hostess. You life is miserable and there is only one way out. Quit and hope she does not find out where you work, or she will inform the next group and here we go again. Ok have you learned your lesson yet? I sure hope so because I would hate to see this happen to you. Find yourself a server, from another restaurant to date. Trust me on this bro.

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