Waiter tips
If you will follow these few simple waiter tips, you will have a better experience waiting tables. Good luck.
Waiter tip # 1
Everyone knows that if you want to make better tips, you must slightly touch your guest at some point during the dining experience. The psychology is that your guests feel more connected to you. However, I recommend not touching their face, hands or private parts. This will help you.
Waiter tip # 2
I would never recommend telling your guests that you were in the restroom. This could come in the form of an apology for being late to greet them or just a general statement like “dude, I was in the restroom doing that thing we all must do from time to time”. Just act as if you don’t visit that place.
Waiter tip # 3
I would never recommend you flirting with a table while they are on a date. It has a strong possibility of lowering you tip.
Waiter tip # 4
Make sure you never crop dust you own section, especially if you ate “the chef special” for lunch. However, crop dust other peoples sections as much as possible. After all, “crop-dusting is fun”. We are going to make a shirt that says that one day.
Waiter tip # 5
If you are one of those weird people that spit in peoples food, do it in the back. Nothing is worse than getting caught leaving a treat. lol
Waiter tip # 6
If you frequent the “bus tub buffet”, don’t kiss your spouse or boyfriend/girlfriend without brushing your teeth or at least warning your kissing partner. That would just be rude. I know my wife Amanda would not like a “bus tub buffet” kiss.
Waiter tip # 7
Wear slip resistant shoes. I know they are not stylish, but hey, they work. Nothing is worse than slipping and falling on your backside, right in the middle of the liquid funk.
Waiter tip # 8
If you drink alcohol on the job, drink it out of a “to go” cup and not a can or a bottle. Also don’t get drunk. Nothing is worse than a drunk waiter/waitress.
Waiter tip # 9
Never date the hostess, this always turns out bad. I know, she is cute and it’s easy to get with her, but I assure you bro this is a deadly path you are taking. Check out my full article on this.
Waiter tip # 10
Stay away from the real job trap. It’s just not worth it. You are better off where you are. Check out my full article on this subject.
Waiter tip # 11
Don’t ever; yell at your table for any reason. I know it’s tempting, just don’t do it. Ok let me rephrase this tip. Don’t ever yell at your table unless you are ready to go job looking tomorrow. In other words, yell all you want. Just don’t call me if you get canned.
Waiter tip # 12
Don’t ever, ever, ever chase your tables out to their cars and confront them about how much they tipped you. If you would have read the 86BadTips guide to getting bigger tips, you would not be in this situation anyway. Just get the e-book. Its only 10,000 words, you can read than in a couple of hours.
Waiter tip # 13
Don’t ever change the amount that the guest left you for a tip. This is not only un cool, it’s probably illegal. Again, if you would just get the e-book you would increase your tips overnight. I honestly believe that if you would utilize everything I teach, you could earn $40,000+ in any restaurant in any part of the country.
Well, I think these will get you started. Enjoy, what you do, and do it with enthusiasm. This is one of the most important tips I could ever share with you that will grow your tips like you can’t imagine.
